Who would be on PC gaming’s Smash Bros. roster?

PC gaming lags behind Nintendo in two capacities: our number of official mascots, and the number of games that pit those mascots against one another in freeform fights to the death inside increasingly nostalgic themed environments.

Are we jealous? A little. As Minecraft avatars Steve and Alex burrow into Nintendo’s Super Smash Bros. Ultimate as its 77th character(s), we see plenty of room for the PC’s disparate franchises and decades of history to gather in the dignified form of a multi-brand melee fighter. Join us as we build a roster and scrape the barrel for weird characters from ancient, forgotten franchises.

(Image credit: CD Projekt)

The obvious stars

Headcrab
SPECIAL: Jumps on head, controls mind.

Geralt of Rivia
SPECIAL: Unleashes a deck of razor-sharp Gwent cards with a charged up Aard blast.

Doomguy
SPECIAL: Rip and tear the guts out of a grabbed opponent. Only works on huge enemies, who

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